birthdayfun
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9
Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:
uhnonnuhmus 0
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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goosemanrocks 0
sounds like something i would do.
dvb77 0
I don't get why people say this person deserved this? What the hell did they do? I don't get people on this site. I hope you're alright! Maybe it came like a chelsea smile so you could say you survived the Black Dahlia assault?
Dave010897 0
damn i would be PISSED!
kat0ria 0
I really do not understand how parents I've read about on FMyLife are so stupid.
asforoneday 0
i lold so hard at #16. rabbis
louisianagrrrrl 0
If it makes you feel better, my mom once put a live chicken in my bed to get me to wake up for school
squelchy451 0
sucks... i dont get people who said u deserved that one... what are u supposed to do? sleep with your eyes open and with your samurai sword next to you?
mistress_friday 0
101 said it!
carmel 0
Why is everyone blaming her mum? I mean she was part of it but the cat's the one who went all Charlie's angels on her ass! Happy Birthday anyway?
reallytruly 0
Confusion-I cut a gash several inches long across my leg and it only needed five stitches...how on earth would you get a long enough, deep enough cut anywhere on your face for SIXTEEN stitches?