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FMyLife
birthdayfun United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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dizzle_doneski 0

lololololol

**** YOUR MOM

sammmy129 0

one of the many reasons to dislike cats!

i dont like this picture it doesnt give the fml justice

don't eye charts start with the big letters at the top?

omg thats funny and i agree w/ #139 and #137

what did 137 say? Dx

justjayit 0

I didn't even get the illustration until I read the FML, and then I just thought it looked kinda lame.

do #10... and film it