birthdayfun
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9
Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:
uhnonnuhmus 0
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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drumboy957 0
happy birthday!
medahj 0
happy birthday! and im so sorry to hear that! totally hate it when good things go dreadfully wrong....
DeeJayD 0
Your mother is a colossal moron. #16, my god, she could catch the Jew.
Faced159 0
dude what the hell is your mom's problem. what a crazy bitch
ChartreusePony 0
Your mom sounds like a hoot! It's just too bad her antics put a damper on your birthday.
chula525 0
did this cat have edward scissor hands? ive been scratched by my cat before and never have i ever had to have stitches! But yeah your mom should be a brain surgeon she'll do great. Oh yeah Happy belated Birthday!
TheCrow471 0
My mom used to open my door so my dog would wake me up. The only thing worse than waking up with a face soaking wet with dog saliva is getting 16 stitches.
efftthhiiss 0
your mom is a dumbass. and 59 there are WAY more things worse than waking up to dog saliva. you're not the brightest either.
Sucks_to_be_you 0
At least you have a cat? Happy Birthday
N0Luck 0
you should buy a porcupine and throw it at her face