birthdayfun
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9
Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:
uhnonnuhmus 0
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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sucks_for_you 0
if it makes you feel any better, my mom would do the exact same thing. but ti wouldn't be on my birthday because she wouldn't have remembered
poppy1800 0
that must suck FYL
redbluegreen 41
I didn't know cats could scratch badly enough to require stitches. But your mom's a nutcase, seriously. You don't go throwing something with claws and teeth at your sleeping child.
fuckrealIzation 0
no. 16 i'm pretty sure u can't catch rabbis from a cat...unless it's the legendary JEWCAT!
xtenziv 0
haha, number 10 for sure :)
AngelicDreamer 0
DAMN THAT SUCKS, HAPPY B-DAY ... 8s
photographer_fml 0
lmao #7 i would have been pissed
Tundra234 0
whats with the jew jokes??? i dont get it. whats a jewcat??
Jakil_Spectre 0
LMAO, I'm still laughing at #10..... but seriously that sucks.
blackfire_fml 0
They should have written FML in the chart with the letters on it...