birthdayfun
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9
Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:
uhnonnuhmus 0
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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jeremymg91 0
Why did they illustrate it at an eye doctor?
somaturee 0
Ouch, that must've sucked. FYL. I hope she made it up to you.
suicidekings 0
#112 - Someone commented earlier and didn't spell rabbies (disease) right. They spelled it "rabbis" which is kind of like a Jewish priest. So the jewjokes come from a fail in intelligence. at least mel gibson would be proud. (: anyway. uh. the physical drawing of this FML is pretty good, but the interpretation is actually kind of shitty. why are they in an eye doctor office? nice try though.
wowfmlife 0
The illustration did not do this one justice
LovesickMelody 0
I love how 'F' and 'U' are one line apart on this illustration. Coincidence?
A_bomb19 0
in the animation, it looks like you are at an eye doctor so you might want to fix that... it looks a little funny, and somewhat misleading
maddierox13 0
104: the OP probably had mutiple scratches on their face. no one's face is that long anyways
A_bomb19 0
it sounds like ur mom didn't like u or something cause she had to have been an idiot to do that to someone she loves. or she was just REALLY drunk and wasn't thinking. either way, she is a ******* idiot!! and for the cat to have that long of claws that you need stitches, it seems like ur mom planned this for about a year for the claws to have gotten that long! sorry about ur luck!
AnneFTW 17
Haha that sucks XD FYL.
Kitten07 0
bahahahahaha #10 - funnier than the fml. Go with that, cat right over the shower curtain. Make sure its her though, no sense in "getting back at" innocent bystanders.