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Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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There is now way you deserved that. Your mom must have problems.

if they scar thats gunna suck heaps

OMG COMIC GUY HAS THE SAME DR AS I HAVE. *ahem* anyway, that sucks majorly OP :( Happy birthday though!

what the hell is wrong with ur mom? is she a retard that escaped from stupidville? how does that make any sense at all to throw a cat at someones face?!! GOD!!!

Surprise!

Do that to her on her birthday.

J3553ROCKS 0

Kill the cat.

tbbays04 0

hahahah nice illustration

That must've been some birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)