birthdayfun
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9
Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:
uhnonnuhmus 0
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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genesis357 0
#10~~ GREAT idea!!!!
westsideknight 0
hahaha.....Brilliant
awkard576 0
Um. Hope it was happy?
CeeJay99 0
This is why i had my rescued cat declawed.
lifeislife_fml 0
Aw, the eye chart should have the letters "FML" on it!
areveillon_fml 3
Excellent
noodles_200 0
parents are tarded i feal sorry for u ylf
B_C_N10 0
#2 thats hilarious!!!!! KENLEY COLLINS! i didnt like her much either! WEL HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! hope all they healed well!!!!!
danceydancetime 0
cool, mom! at least you got to hold this against her for good gifts, right?
haylieejae 0
hahaha, that's nice. how do you make illustrated FMLs? i want to make one!!