birthdayfun
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9
Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:
uhnonnuhmus 0
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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pompompom_fml 0
now you have a momory of this birthday
hi5534 3
240, lol, momory XD
zumiskater 0
ha ha ha dude thats bad im gonna get a lock on my door now lmao!
Rabyd 0
At least you didn't get your face eaten off, like that lady with the face transplant.
crushed56 0
Next time tell your mom that you want a dog...
scrapingbottom 0
this illustration should be on failblog. Doctors ask you to read the vision things from the top first and go down as they get harder. The one in this illustration is bottom to top
Chx610 0
No offense, but your mom is dumber than 5 monkeys with 4 bananas.
Lummy 0
There are 1500 something people that think you deserved it. What twisted freaks.
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
Well then maybe you shouldn't go around scaring cats like that. :P
eaglesfan761 0
Tell her she's a bitch. Then throw the cat on her tomorrow =]
eaglesfan761 0
I don't get it...