birthdayfun
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9
Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:
uhnonnuhmus 0
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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cbhoward1998 8
happy 16th birthday
subscript 15
Well I guess it can't get much worse
Purexinsanity 46
I'm sure your mother didn't really know the stray cat would do that unless it's shown signs of aggression in the past. Hope you had a good birthday OP!
kesht1996 12
Was it your 16th birthday? If it was this becomes a great deal more hilarious
OptimusSlime 23
My cousin once did something similar by waking me up by putting their cat on top of me. I still to this day have a long scar all the way down my side from that.