birthdayfun
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9
Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:
uhnonnuhmus 0
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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bonnieandclyde44 0
so sorry
bkent9 0
haha that sucks
Gennnettex3 0
Doctor:How thiss happen to you? patient: gee i dont know my mom decided o throw our stray cat on top of me for my birthday awakening LMFAO!!
Lim23 0
Mom: Hey don't blame me, I thought it was the ba- I mean the bowl of water... Doctor:... Works for me!
Sdelta 0
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
terranada 3
throw the cat in the tub with her while she's taking a bath. that'll teach her .3.
sassyangel24 0
i'd smack my mom in the face and after we got homebtell her the next time she assaulted or abused me I would call CPS.
perogi 1
Man I would hope that you would call CPS so they can send you to the super happy fun time foster home. You might be able to share the bedroom with 2 or 3 of your new siblings! Jerkoff.
aliadnan708 6
damn that's ****** up but aye happy b day lol
mejiiaa 0
i laughed so hard when i read this. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
PhotoshopPuppy 0
I don't know, But that mom soooooooooooooorta sounds like a bitch... or an idiot... depends on if she's a naturally bitchy woman or just plain doesn't think 100% of things through...
sbclove 4
Well happy birthday!
hateevryone 15
happy birthday. too bad you have ignorant parents