birthdayfun
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9
Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:
uhnonnuhmus 0
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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Comments (285)
yaknowiverse 0
that stinks. I'm sorry about your face getting scratched
Scarlettx7 0
She's slow
Dianaax33 9
Your mother is a bitch. Happy Birthday!
eatsleepjb 8
Your mom needs help
xxDefiantxx 0
Make up some bullshit story of how a man attacked you thoth a knie ;)
katiedoll6 7
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday Happy birthday to you ???????????????
ChrisHex 6
seems like your mom isn't the smartest knife in the crayon box...
kayrachelle17 3
I love dogs!
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
I hate cats. They leave hairs and puke all over the place.
Kenton1008 21
So do dogs, genius.
happyfingers 15
Who throws a cat at people?! The nails.... Owww, the nails.....