Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
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Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML
Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML
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Rykers 18
Sell them for $5 each, buy yourself a massive bottle of vodka. Happy Birthday!
deathstroke990 22
hey free fire starters
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Comments (68)
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
Maybe you can split 33 and send them to people that didnt have anyone to celebrate with.
cjl922 17
Oh my dude you just got pranked
Cryptobrancus 2
Love it, you have good friends, I hope you appreciate that.
theshrimplord 3
So one of your friends got you another copy? How generous!
Rababco 29
That's pretty funny. Either your friends are quite the pranksters or they need to communicate better. Even if you liked Twilight, which I'm assuming you don't considering this is an FML, that's way too many copies of the same movie.
lazlowrave 10
pawnshops will generally buy them for $2 a piece. IDK if they'll take ALL of them, but you never know.
rockydify 22
That's hilarious. What pranksters
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, I hope they did that as a prank, because come on, what are the odds of 34 people getting you the exact same gift? Still, that's a dumb, immature prank. How old are you guys? Plus, to avoid that happening, the friends should have all talked to each other (in the extremely off chance this was an accident).
crazyjak85175 5
Just Sell them. Get money
Someweirdhobo 12
It would suck to own one copy of any of the twilight movies