Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
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Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML
Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML
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Rykers 18
Sell them for $5 each, buy yourself a massive bottle of vodka. Happy Birthday!
deathstroke990 22
hey free fire starters
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Comments (68)
Shade1982 21
To those of you pressing 'YDI', you are monsters, nobody deserves this kind of torture. I'm sure the Geneva Convention has something to say about it...
TheLawIsHere 23
It's under the treatment of prisoners section
ZaiopePerSe 15
nah, just being in the presence of them is acceptable. making OP watch all of them would be enough to set off a nuclear war over
azzholio 7
Well now you have 34 dvds you can exchange for movies you like.
Lepidop 18
Wow even I don't have 34 Friends who would give me a birthday present. At least you can sell them! :D
linzfinz337 22
Hell I'm just impressed you have 34 friends. I don't even know that many people.
TheHcwalker 20
So, just sell them
readingrachel 9
How old /are/ you? And is this 2008
donb23 23
Okay so you have 34 friends stop rubbing it for those of us who don't. Thirty four copies of Twilight is 34 too many. Give them to Goodwill.
howxvery 22
at least you have 34 friends! that's pretty impressive
knee0ne 6
You have 34 close friends?! Nah. Your life is fine.
KingHyp3 13
At least you have friends OP