Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
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Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML
Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML
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Rykers 18
Sell them for $5 each, buy yourself a massive bottle of vodka. Happy Birthday!
deathstroke990 22
hey free fire starters
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Comments (68)
mustangbravo 27
super well planned prank.
gunslinger223 3
I would regift them to the assholes who gave them to me
worldclassrager 41
Well if you ever get lost you can use that disc to reflect and be found...
iyree 1
At least they all know you well that they got you the same gift :)
claudiajean 24
You still have 30 more friends than I do though
SomeRandomUser 19
That's a mean prank. Shame on your friends.
Armeniangirl_fml 15
that sucks, but at least your friends were there! I read another FML where nobody showed. however, Happy Birthday! also, free fire starters!
MiaTheMartian 21
I'm wondering if you had 34 friends that respectively gave you a copy of the first twilight movie or if you have a few friends that thought, "Yes, they need multiple copies of this"
mclovin22897 15
sell them on eBay. Gary Vanerchuck says its a great way make cash.
LuxEtTenebris 11
Sounds like you're either such a huge fan of twilight and talk about it so much they had no idea what else to get you.... or your friends decided to punk you in the worst way possible.