Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Top comments
wafflemonger 0
If you're using protection (CONDOMS, not just the pill or something else), then enjoy! And idk what you all are on about, but my first time was AWESOME.
cndrow 0
To add to what the other sane posters have written: Be safe! and have fun. As long as you're responsible, there is nothing wrong with exploring yourself and others. Just remember being responsible not only covers you, but your partner as well.
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Comments (17)
Doydle 0
I'd say ****.
pezadora420 0
# 18 and # 30 got it. you shouldnt rush it so much and build up that number so quickly, youll regret it but as long as youre happy...then be safe and have fun.
Shia_fml 0
I agree with #18 W all enjoy sex... but be cool play it safe, and don't lower standards just because you are putting sex on a pedistal
Sipos 0
Sounds, like a good couple of weeks. If you like it then go for it.
withered 30
Wouldn't call that a nympho. Especially if those 3 guys were only one night stands. That's having sex 3 times in 2 weeks. And who cares, as long as you're responsible and use protection.
OxfordPictionary 10
Lol that's cute. You're not a nympho because you've had sex with three people, regardless of time between partners. Just be safe and stop letting society shame you for having fun