Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog. Happy Birthday, loser! FML
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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type1 3
that is just so sad..
perdix 31
No big deal. My New Year's resolution was to take up fishing, so I stayed home alone on New Year's Eve just to master bait.
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Comments (117)
ANTONKR 0
I stayed up untill 12 to get a reward from the dropping ball.
Lisa89 3
I don't see why this is an FML? You have friends and you chose to not be with them and play farmville instead. So you should be happy since you chose to do this?
clumsypixi 0
omfg! lol no one told you to stay home! >.> btw add me on farmville xD
naomeh 0
i mastered level 49 excluding the level up. including the level up, i got to level 50. so yeah, fyl. ...also fml.
tekcor 2
Ug, play a real game. My wife, brother in law, and myself spent the entire night (11pm-5am) playing Left 4 Dead 2. FarmVille requires no skill. In fact, I think the zombies from could get to level 34 too. But then again, I've never seen them sitting at a computer, only running around getting some cardio and trying to grab some lunch.
containsnosoy 0
Yeah, YDI. Fyl for thinking lvl 34 on Farmville is something to be proud about. COME ON, it's YOUR choice to stay home and play games. YDI
Emsky66 0
you sad sad sad person :/
Aska_fml 0
I spend the night playing red faction guerrilla and I can say that I don't feel bad about it at all ;P
Ada360 0
WAT A LOSER.... no offense you see, you see what FACEBOOK does to us?...it's MADNESS!
leiannasaur 0
nah, your life is average. nice try, though. (: