Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog. Happy Birthday, loser! FML
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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type1 3
that is just so sad..
perdix 31
No big deal. My New Year's resolution was to take up fishing, so I stayed home alone on New Year's Eve just to master bait.
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Comments (117)
Srain 0
YDI for thinking that this is an FML
knifesedge 0
honestly, i think this is funny. people that just say "YDI for thinking that this is an FML" desperatley need to lighten up. what would you rather? them be so depressed and honestly think 'FML' and actually want to kill themselves? or you could just laugh, because this is what the websites for. p.s. good on you for getting to level 34 ;) & to the person that said "YDI for thinking that this is an FML", your an idiot.
israelnotjacob 20
You deserved it for not being at level 49 like me.
mollyholden 0
hahahaha teach me ohh master of the farm
leadrunner751 3
ydi for playing farmville
xxxChArLiExxx 0
.......-•w•- that's sad.....
DiTHL 0
lol wtf if its an fml, she obviously doesn't like the fact she was playing that stupid game so to the people saying "if thats what makes them happy." wtf?! and those being all righteous about the "ydi for playing farmville" ...its true. its a game, an addiction to a GAME is just pathetic.
primogen18 0
YDI for being on facebook. I mean everyone and their grandmother is on that stupid site, literally, everyone AND their grandmother. Sad can't even describe it. Anyone remember life before all these stupid "social" sites? There was just aim and that was it when I was in high school. You would aim your friends, then physically hang out with them possibly in an out-side setting, I know, so weird huh?
allen20 0
lowlife :o
PattisonDaStud 0
YDI it 4 playing a shittey game like farmville and 4 having no friends if it makes u feel better I had fun at my party