Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog. Happy Birthday, loser! FML
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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Top comments
type1 3
that is just so sad..
perdix 31
No big deal. My New Year's resolution was to take up fishing, so I stayed home alone on New Year's Eve just to master bait.
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Comments (117)
satanicminnow1 1
So what? I don't know why people celebrate new years as a holiday. It's totally contrived bullshit, like valentines day.
qtsman 0
ur a virgin I trust
RevengeOnYou 0
This is a YDI Instead of going outside to celebrate and get a life, you prefer a game that won't last you long when your probably 50 (by that time, you'll probably be a hermit if you dont go out and get a life).
momoshkey 0
haha, same:/ i understand completely
Erindub 0
Well at least you're not alone.
unluckyducky94 0
#72 are you serious that farmville is way better than partying? so being by yourself on the computer is better than partying all night with family and friends. *shakes head*
weezybaby22 0
loser.
FortuneFaded 0
Yep, that's very sad. Stop being an unsociable hermit, and go and enjoy yourself. Unless of course, Farmcrap gives you the enjoyment you desire, in which case.. Forget it, you're just sad.
mercedeslove 0
LOL I mastered 36 last night. LOL
supmofukka 0
hey u couldve been like me, stuck at home with the runs and projectile vomiting....courtesy of mcdonalds.