Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog. Happy Birthday, loser! FML
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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Top comments
type1 3
that is just so sad..
perdix 31
No big deal. My New Year's resolution was to take up fishing, so I stayed home alone on New Year's Eve just to master bait.
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Comments (117)
type1 3
that is just so sad..
porp1 4
0.0 lvl 34??? thats skill!!! but they give a free lv up behalf of new year i only have tea :( add and neighbor meh my fb is art fursenko, my pic is a rayquaza
WastingMyTime 0
I don't understand this FarmVille addiction... I'm hoping this wasn't the reason why you stayed home on New Year's eve. Still, FYL.
GumboVariation 0
Aaaand I bet you are single, #30
kerrygirl 13
level 34 really?! nah i'm on level 42...now thats skill! But unlike you i still went out new years eve with my bf and had a great time!
willosh_fml 0
I think he mastered level 34 because he STAYED home or less where is the fml?
newmanlyman3 8
here lifey lifey lifey!!!
MollyXD124 7
Ha. That's my birthday!
every1luvspuns 0
not so bad (:
yaytonya 0
Must not have been to hard since they gave you a free level up. Still thats pretty sad.
joshhh11 0
sorry to say I moderated this.
ilovechicken123 0
hahahaahahah. that's all I have to say.
MacOSXpert 7
It's your life, screw it up however way you want.
cookies_for_you 0
this isn't a FML, it's just sad.
quintus5446 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
kill yourself. please
cheerbabe3254 4
Son of a biotch that is how suicide starts because mean people like u say they shoul go die
Brssps 13
Please just please, learn to spell... That sentence just made me blind
lukascepanovic 0
This isn't an FML, you have the power to not stay at home. You're a fail.
tisiphone_fml 0
Agreed with 8. Why not switch off your computer and go out? Unless you are immobile or have absolutely no means of transportation (taxi...? zipcar?), there are tons of places to go on New Years. There are at least some stores and malls open, restaurants, museums, zoos, parks... the list is pretty endless. No excuse, YDI. Maybe if you go out, you'll meet somebody to strike up a conversation with!
PATastrophy102 0
you forgot bars
tisiphone_fml 0
I'm trying to not think about bars right now ;)
crazytoaster 2
The only reason this is an FML is because the OP is fucktarded enough to want to go out on New Years and instead stays at home playing some shitty Facebook game. If playing Farmville on New Years is what makes you happy, go for it. If you want to go out and instead stay at home playing that shit, please don't procreate!
stereofidelica 0
What if the OP wasn't invited anywhere and is young? I'm fifteen and I wasn't invited to New Years' parties. I still went out, but that was only because my mom and cousin decided to go. If they hadn't, I probably would have been on the Internet too.
cocacola999 27
We really need a So what? button...
PatriciaH_fml 0
I agree on that .
Pmm368 5
Even though I got a free level up as well, I mastered level 36 today xD