Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog. Happy Birthday, loser! FML
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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Top comments
type1 3
that is just so sad..
perdix 31
No big deal. My New Year's resolution was to take up fishing, so I stayed home alone on New Year's Eve just to master bait.
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Comments (117)
jennifersbody 0
what a loser. get a life
bugsGoRawr 7
i hate that game so much.my mom plays it all day.So i went on youtube and found this video dissing it, and emailed it to her..was that off topic oh well(:.
snafu57 1
you had the opportunity to master 34 levels. while everybody went out in the cold and got trashed, you stayed warm and comfortable and even learned a new skill
TreCool101 0
This is not a FML, it's a MLIA.
perdix 31
No big deal. My New Year's resolution was to take up fishing, so I stayed home alone on New Year's Eve just to master bait.
rachexl 0
ahahah lol'd
girlygirl666 0
LOL.
dudeitsdanny 10
Lmao. This was awesome
stereofidelica 0
rofl, that as super.
CJ090 0
WIN!
THEanusOFganus 0
Jaajajjaaaja nice 1
hatemylife6 0
why ? youur stupid .
niemann2006 0
actually, it's you're, not your. so maybe you're the stupid one.
DynamicDave 11
@17: FTW!!!!!! @OP: YDI for playing farmville. Automatic epic fail right there. Find a better way to waste your time. Like real video games
seafea 0
lol'ing @ 'real video game'
Quietcannon 0
I was playing Vampires by choice at midnight, because my friends do stupid shit on New Years, like set their houses on fire by shooting off fireworks indoors. Trust me, sometimes it's time better spent. Sucks though since your friends were partying.
ShadowTheKilla 0
Dont bitch that happened to me too get the **** over it.
jacksrumisgone 0
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chili_is_good 0
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