Today, my husband re-homed the puppy I got because he chewed his sandals. I spent $5000 on the puppy, including microchipping, certifications, etc. He told me, “That’ll teach you to stop spending our money on dumb shit.” Oh, and I have to get him new sandals. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my dog had chewed up my brand new, expensive pair of shoes. I was so angry that I yelled at him and he cowered in fear. But then, as I looked at his sad little face, it dawned on me that I was the one in the wrong for getting so upset over something materialistic. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys… the whole lot. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML
Today, I splurged thousands of dollars on the breed of dog that I've loved since I was a kid from a reputable breeder. He is allergic to all food except the 24lb food for $70 and has sensitivities galore, including a seizure from a shot. I've spent $5,000 in vet bills in the first week. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
Today, my husband and I were are fighting for custody of MY two dogs. Then I found out in court that a year into our marriage, he ran one of them over with his car and then had to get a new matching one, and didn’t tell me. He said, “I paid for it so I should keep it.” FML
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
Today, my new dog broke out of his new crate, ate my door, pissed on the floor, and trashed my room. I got him to help with my anxiety, but all he does is give me more anxiety. The worst part is that I adopted him as a favor to a friend, because she couldn’t handle him. FML
Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped two of the cushions. FML
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Shzusuziq11 12
5000 for a dog? Next time try a rescue!
DLBL 23
Can you re-home his vehicle?
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Shzusuziq11 12
5000 for a dog? Next time try a rescue!
jlc82 14
put out whatever alerts you can to local shelters and vets. make sure you put out a good description of the pup and let them know it's chipped. flood social media with descriptions and requests for them to return the dog...you might get lucky and whoever has it will be kind hearted enough to return it. also, don't you dare buy the giant man child new sandals
DLBL 23
Exactly right. Keep the puppy, ditch the awful husband. I hope you don't have kids yet, because it sounds like his kids are in for a horrible childhood.
DLBL 23
Can you re-home his vehicle?
Hangryko 32
Rehome your husband to his parents and file for divorce.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Maybe should have put some of that $5K into training.
core01 30
He is controlling. Franky, its gross that he is treating you like a child that needs to be reprimanded. He is not treating you as an equal. He is not a good husband.
Rake 18
1. Get puppy back, should be possible if mircochipped. 2. rehome husband