Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said no so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I was visiting my mom for Easter weekend. I rarely visit her, since she lives on the other side of the state. She spent the nicest day of the visit sick all day in bed. It wasn't food poisoning, the doctors don't know what it was, but she was fine the next day, when it was raining and much colder, so no outdoors for us. FML
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HSOMGF 5
You totally need a new family.
sirdolittle 0
Yeah, but when your whole family is here, and there's a dinner for your birthday, it seems reasonable to expect to be woken up for it, don't you think ?
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Comments (240)
catrav77 0
....I like to sleep on my birthday. isn't that the point of birthdays? It's the one day that you can do whatever you'd like
FAYUL12345100 3
Really sucks, they need to make you another cake and dinner, the jerks.
IHeartJimi02 0
That sucks op. I'm sorry. I'd be upset too if my family did that.
DBScott_fml 0
YDI for sleeping on your birthday. But also, get revenge by hiding all the food at 3AM.
Snafuusmc 12
happy bday :)
cdude200 10
you shouldn't of fell asleep
ChantelRenaeee 0
fallen*
anakaren_831 1
shouldn't have*
mmichealaa 0
why would op have thought to set an alarm clock.? op obviously didnt think their family would eat all the food without them. stfu and stop being immature. happy birthday op
padlarf 14
Why would he go to sleep when his entire family came to see him? That's just rude, don't you think?
KVKdragon 26
the op could be tired from waking up early on the weekends or had a late night at work or something. it's pretty hard to assume that kind of thing when there aren't too many details
shaysters1432 0
thats bitchy new fam!? happy bday...(:
lml2 2
it's my birthday too, my family didn't even make me a cake, and no one said happy birthday to me.
skyeyez9 25
Lovely family you have there. T.T wtf is wrong with them??!