Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said no so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I was visiting my mom for Easter weekend. I rarely visit her, since she lives on the other side of the state. She spent the nicest day of the visit sick all day in bed. It wasn't food poisoning, the doctors don't know what it was, but she was fine the next day, when it was raining and much colder, so no outdoors for us. FML
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HSOMGF 5
You totally need a new family.
sirdolittle 0
Yeah, but when your whole family is here, and there's a dinner for your birthday, it seems reasonable to expect to be woken up for it, don't you think ?
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Comments (240)
Riddles66 0
Happy Birthday!
flyerfan101 9
you forgot to wish em happy easter
perdix 31
How wasted did you get last night that you could sleep through your entire family being there? They probably all thought of waking you but decided you were too fat and/or unpleasant to join them for their festive meal.
Drew62289 0
fail.
bthomas0319 2
Nobody likes you.
EmoGiana 0
I'm afraid he is. O_o
CateXOX 0
Nobody likes YOU.
ellysellyse 4
you snooze, you lose
IHeartJimi02 0
Up? 6 was correct saying op.
mygreenhoodie 0
smart.
padlarf 14
Why the hell would you go to sleep when your whole family is there for your birthday? Go nap when they aren't in town!
nellie36 0
that's hilarious. but that kinda blows for you
aback 5
They probably figured screw you if you couldn't be bothered to be sociable. Really, your mom went to the trouble to cook and bake, your relatives traveled into town, and you crawl off and expect everybody to hold off and wait around until you're finished napping? Not going to happen. Glad her hard work did the rest of the family some good. Maybe you'll have a whole new attitude next year.
padlarf 14
#36, couldn't agree more
Tomatobee 4
tl;dr
tonydizzle 0
wow what are the odds it's my b day too and no one remembered at least you had a cake =(