Today, my sister had me kicked out of her wedding reception for, in the words of her new husband, "harshing the buzz." FML
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Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, I told my sister I felt like her friends didn't like me, since they were ignoring my questions, opinions, etc., in the bridesmaids' chat, but were all over each other's messages. She kicked me from her bridal party, saying her friends wouldn't want me at the bridal shower and bachelorette party. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, as I’m single, I got permission to bring a friend as my plus-one to my sister's wedding. He’s religious so I thought of all people he’d be one to behave. Nope. He got plastered on champagne, slapped the brides ass as she was walking down the aisle with our dad, then started a fight. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
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Q94 5
What in the hell does that even mean???
Enslaved 38
"(No one knows what it means, but it's provocative)"
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Comments (33)
P_M95 8
sorry to hear that. But don't get upset over the little things in life.
Welshite 40
Getting kicked out of a wedding reception isn't really a little thing, especially for such a stupid reason.
amtkldr 9
And especially a family member's wedding.
LinkandSaria 10
haha! agreed
Robbieisadowg 16
Eh, in the scheme of things, this is not major. Though, it is embarrassing. Life moves on OP!
XSimpleDesignX 18
#9, I don't think I'd want a buzz kill at my wedding. I hardly call that a stupid reason. Maybe it's just me and I'm an asshole, and want people to have fun though.
SaltyBlarog 10
I was gonna say, like maybe I'm just cynical, but my immediate thought was, "Ok, but we're you being a buzzkill?" 'Cause if you were ruining other people's fun, then it might suck, but it would make sense to kick you out
Q94 5
What in the hell does that even mean???
timelessone 16
urban dictionary may be your best friend today!
botanistjessica 24
From UD: "Stoner (marijuana smoking) origin. When an incident occurs that causes one disappointment after a period of happiness or contentment. Akin to "bursting a bubble." "
Enslaved 38
"(No one knows what it means, but it's provocative)"
thejewishfuhrer 17
"It gets the people going!"
BadKitty13 28
harsh my buzz Stoner (marijuana smoking) origin. When an incident occurs that causes one disappointment after a period of happiness or contentment. Akin to "bursting a bubble." Also: Harsh(es)(ed)(ing) my buzz I was really excited about my new play station, but when the power went out it totally harshed my buzz. as per ask.com (I didn't know what it meant either)
You_Screwed_Up 7
I'm thinking along the lines of here being moody or something like that and bringing people down
TourettesGuyFTW 26
A.k.a. buzzkill...?
rawr_ily96 24
OP is Buzzkillington. :O Try not to ruin anymore wedding! But really, talk with your new brother in law. Ya'll need a better relationship now that you're family, and this is definitely not a good start.
AmAzInG123456789 10
I'm sorry to hear that
ItsMeDiegoG 8
Don't be the party pooper OP
littlekellilee 45
Is your name Buzz Killington, by any chance?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
He's my uncle. Mmm'yes.
Bilbo_Swaggins 5
Not enough info.
cyttex 13
Harshing the buzz? I will write that down to say when I really want to confuse someone.
SpcNemo 10
How on earth could you kill the party at a wedding reception. That takes skill lol
lepuppykicker 15
Wedding receptions are the worst!
StompinOnCrayons 15
Well, you shouldn't have been smoking it there.
StompinOnCrayons 15
Wrong fml :(
LinkandSaria 10
How do you accidentally comment on a different FML?
DJisHere11 19
You've got a great brother-in-law there. I mean you were invited to the ceremony right?