Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML
Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML
Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML
Today, it's that time of year again: my mom has threatened to disown me if I celebrate Christmas in any way, shape, or form. Yes, she is an extreme bible thumper. No, she doesn't see what is wrong with her behavior, nor does she care. FML
Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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DivineZero 18
I'm all for the holiday spirit, but damn, some people start in on this shit way too early
whitevenom 12
I don't like x-mas and damn that's gotta be rough dealing with that. I feel for you.
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Comments (80)
maydayyparade 27
Some people just want to watch the world burn
VoldooPed 20
Suicide is never a topic to joke about.
ShadowlessSpear 21
I know right? I'm dead serious. This isn't funny.
faireanjell 5
So she's already skipped pumpkin flavored everything!?!
gman422011 4
suck it up buttercup. if that's all you have to complain about and you want to kill yourself over it, then you are a dramatic little princess. She is your mom...let her have her happiness. if you don't like it, be a grown up and move out.
Nabexis 9
My boyfriend's college roommate a few years ago started singing Christmas music in September--with headphones on, so all that my boyfriend heard was the kid's horrendous singing voice. He would sing all the time and never leave their room so there were several times when he came over just to get away from the singing. The kid only lasted a single semester at our school. My bf got a way better roommate the next semester.
RealSuperSand 21
No one's punishment should be that severe.
delainmaggie 11
I feel you. My dad plays Christmas music all year round. This year, he wouldn't let us take the tree down until March :/
Omniprism 15
Give her your Christmas list. Make it lengthy and elaborate.
sempisaviour 17
Who even does that, she seems like a sadist.
brycemash 9
I wonder if the dads jewish