Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML
Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML
Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML
Today, it's that time of year again: my mom has threatened to disown me if I celebrate Christmas in any way, shape, or form. Yes, she is an extreme bible thumper. No, she doesn't see what is wrong with her behavior, nor does she care. FML
Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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Top comments
DivineZero 18
I'm all for the holiday spirit, but damn, some people start in on this shit way too early
whitevenom 12
I don't like x-mas and damn that's gotta be rough dealing with that. I feel for you.
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Comments (80)
pickle682 17
Not a funny joke op
ssddm1 2
Suicide jokes are not funny... Also, you should not put a comma before "because." On the bright side, you can spend now until Christmas in your room learning grammar...
irepmn 14
I hate the last comment you made.
Einstein89 0
You really shouldn't make jokes about suicide.
kqwarrior 15
I start in late October :)
gatorgirl7563 22
Instead of having a mid-life crisis, she's having a mid-year Christmas
lovebug177 21
Omg this FML is dark ..
IWillEatYouAlive 16
It's almost exactly a year later. We're in August. Is she still doing this?