scarredforlife
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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scarredforlife
Palmerston North, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
ThoroughlyCreepedOut
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
peachykeen
Savannah, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice day for it
Today, the most action I had on Valentine's day was a homeless guy pulling his dick out at me as I walked home from work. FML
traumatized house keeper
Munster, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
What a jerk!
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
ssjfml
Copenhagen, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML
trolls have hit the gutters
Durham, United Kingdom
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Anonymous
Lake Forest, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
NoNaMe
Australia
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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red_headforlife 15
GET OUT. FAST.
expertsmilee 26
Staring contest with a twist it would seem
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FaygoAndMiracles 18
Did this happen to be at a party, and the guy finished wanking just as your sibling arrived?
Callilah 13
I exactly how that feels.......(*shivers*)
Supergirl1988 16
Stop wanking at strangers if it makes you shiver
Callilah 13
I meant I know how that feels. A guy did it to me when I was at a church service.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
Sounds like he ain't getting any spare change...
moosy0_o 15
Yeah well ... it's not like he could do it in the privacy of his home ...
Mike_Litoris 2
What a jerk....
Perdition25 12
I did not know people in the US called it "wanking", I thought that was British slang. The more you bloody know, jolly good, yes!
StanSmith2013 26
And they called it puppy love...
Jial1796 6
you're not a hobo-sexual?
Laith 12
U must be very hot so he couldnt catch it;)
swimgood 16
Unfortunately this has happened to me on more than one occasion in NYC. Scarred for life indeed