scarredforlife
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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scarredforlife
Palmerston North, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
ThoroughlyCreepedOut
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
peachykeen
Savannah, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice day for it
Today, the most action I had on Valentine's day was a homeless guy pulling his dick out at me as I walked home from work. FML
traumatized house keeper
Munster, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
What a jerk!
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
ssjfml
Copenhagen, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML
trolls have hit the gutters
Durham, United Kingdom
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Anonymous
Lake Forest, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
NoNaMe
Australia
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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red_headforlife 15
GET OUT. FAST.
expertsmilee 26
Staring contest with a twist it would seem
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Grauncho 27
Unfortunately, the only love this guy is getting is self love.
davincidasecond 24
That's the weirdest form of flattery I've heard of in a while.
Lost_Ghost 8
"Can I give you a hand?"
RockySnakes 10
I won
arre2006 19
What a neighborhood to walk by....
Drifting 21
This exact FML has been posted many times before....
Drifting 21
But still how are people putting YDI???! How does anyone deserve that???
Osezyfoshezy 9
Wank city bish Wank wank city bish
zandalee 20
Welcome to FML! :)
FightMyLiger 19
See, I tend to linger uncomfortably when bums are masturbating at me. Wish I had read your advice sooner.
worldclassrager 41
Run away! I wonder what homeless people think about at times...
buddy51 23
OP, while spanking his monkey, was he singing "Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room...."? YDI for being so attractive you make crack-heads become unbearably aroused and have to relieve themselves immediately!
HarroIAmBob 21
how the HELL could op possibly deserve this?