scarredforlife
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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scarredforlife
Palmerston North, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
ThoroughlyCreepedOut
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
peachykeen
Savannah, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice day for it
Today, the most action I had on Valentine's day was a homeless guy pulling his dick out at me as I walked home from work. FML
traumatized house keeper
Munster, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
What a jerk!
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
ssjfml
Copenhagen, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML
trolls have hit the gutters
Durham, United Kingdom
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Anonymous
Lake Forest, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
NoNaMe
Australia
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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red_headforlife 15
GET OUT. FAST.
expertsmilee 26
Staring contest with a twist it would seem
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GrinchFu1 27
You should have started cheering him on! *YEAH!!! Faster! Cum everywhere!* I mean, why not make the situation uncomfortable for him too!?!
Ian7890 23
probably would have liked that, just saying
GrinchFu1 27
Yeah, maybe, but it would have been funny as hell!
flashback.miss 28
Should've indicated using your pinky he has a tiny penis, while making eye contact and laughing...
kidsgotastinky 11
Must be doing something right
hienzburgess 9
Should've looked him back in the eye and licked your lips. trust me on this.
tj5810 21
I've seen this porno... It doesn't end well.
Ambiguous404 6
You must be scarred for life
RedPillSucks 33
hence the user name
Mauskau 36
Either you're something special, or they just wanted to be arrested for public indecency and have some shelter for a while.
FRB 8
Comments on the wrong wanker , sorry for that
Grauncho 27
You should have put your hands on your knees and encouraged him like a baby that is just learning to use the potty.
KBurns207 17
WHAT IN THE ****
BreynHope 11
Very creepy... But a form of flattery.