Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML
Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer, I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML
Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
Today, I got the earlier bus to avoid my ex after a painful breakup. He had the same idea. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
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docscientist 10
r-i-g-h-t.
this_female 0
-__- grow up .
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WOODYfromthaBAY 0
should be a fuuun year!
thatnucca 36
Love and probability, it sucks when those two are gunning for you... Smdh
TheXTG8680 0
get over it, pussy.
KeoniM 0
Reschedule your classes?
Andrea87_fml 3
u guys are meant for each other!
miker1000 0
Sorry if I offend you in any way because of this 36, but I must say you are one of the best looking women I have ever seen. Your more than smoking hot.
redbluegreen 41
Pardon me, but your more than smoking hot what? Don't leave us hanging, #43!
TinyDude 10
43 u are an epic fail ;)
iizcalebhearmero 0
OP, I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but it's not that bad. I know you must be very mad at each other and not want to spend any time together, but you need to get over it. You will have to see her at times, and you will have to be with people you don't like. It happens. And you'll get over it as time goes by. Find a new girl. You don't have to talk with your ex much, but if you stay mad at each other, it just won't be good. Maybe through your new schedule, you and your ex can become friends again
Larynx 3
y both di for being drama queens (and I don't care what your genders are.)
charliecharmande_fml 0
you guys should try it again, since you do see her in every class. make the best of it.... unless she's a bitch then you are ******. lol
shaytards_fml 9
you were meant to be together.. awww
Dontstealmyname 11
You know OP, in such circumstances ignorance is bliss.