Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
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ecilart 0
ahahaha that is awesome
xkaokaox 0
tell your teacher what **** means so she looks like a fool in front of the class :)
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TheCatGoesMeow 0
Lmfao
BaldOuting 0
or maybe she does know :P
YallNoobs 0
lol well in a similar story i had 2 friends in the same class as me before and the teacher couldn't tell the difference both of em. The teacher swapped their grades (despite the fact that names are names on a sheet of paper and she yet manages to get that wrong)
AntiFro66 0
God your teachers stupid.
bosco_kk 0
wow I lost all my hunger with all that "****" talk. Still lol
jwsmythe 0
To paraphrase a Mastercard commercial.... Voice actived mini-cassette voice recorder - $20 3 pack of mini-cassette tapes - $8 4 pack of AA batteries - $8 Recording your teacher using a sexually explicit word as your name - free Settlement from the school board, after you play the tape during a school board meeting - Priceless Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. Just do it. Don't tell anyone that you're doing it.
fortytwo 0
The references to the song were pretty low until #79 showed up. lol
ilikeboys 0
this just made my ******* day. "I wear a rubber sometimes its a necessity"
etchasketchy 0
Clearly your teacher knows what i means and shes trying to embarass you
tradit03 0
Hahhahaha is she from the ancient times LOL. Thats grand.