Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
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ecilart 0
ahahaha that is awesome
xkaokaox 0
tell your teacher what **** means so she looks like a fool in front of the class :)
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Uber_G33k 0
I'd have to drop out of school if that happened to me- first the kids in my class who I'm not good friends with would start making fun of me, continuing on to some of my other friends, then spreading to the other classrooms in my grade, THEN to my better friends, then, gradually, to the OTHER grades, and finally, and most hurtfully, to the teachers, who would probably joke about it in the teacher's lounge and after school, or even whisper about it if I happen to be in their sight. And all of this would happen in less than three weeks. Doesn't school suck?
sparrowsong 0
ahaha lol what did everyone else in the class think?
chuck8303 0
hahahahahaa. omg lol quit being such a **** and you wont get those nicknames
marvin_fml 0
Write her a short, polite note, and put it in an envelope with her name on it. Keep it in your pocket. Next time if she calls you ****, hand her the note at the end of class and leave the room. The note should say something like:- Dear Mrs/Miss Whatever, You have recently taken to refering to me by the name "****" during class. I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you are unaware that the term is common slang for the product of human male ejaculation. Although you may believe the term to be a humorous epithet, I find the use of such sexually explicit language in the classroom to be highly offensive. If you continue to use this term in reference to me, I will contact the Principal and school board to see if they share your sense of humor. Regards.. mcullen21
f16fyt 0
The same thing happened to me in high school. My name is Liz and my bff name was Jonas and people would get us mixed up and call her Lonas and me Jiz.
Shlizabeth 0
Don't take it so seriously, people have nicknames like that all the time. Crap, people have real names like that all the time. Actually, that's a really funny nickname, imagine all the references made throughout your yearbook to "****" just don't let your parents see!
marvin_fml 0
Corrrection: It might be best not to threaten her with contacting the Principal etc... Replace the last line with something like: "I would appreciate it if you ceased using this obscene term to refer to me." Keep a copy of the letter.. If she keeps calling you ****, then contact the Principal.
BalenciagaBetch9 0
wow she must be one dumb broad.
sixtyfeathers 0
I had a teacher that said **** AND knows what it means. I win
CPHS2011 0
ahaha my teachers do that to me all the time I'm just glad that my name can't get messed up like that lmao