Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
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ecilart 0
ahahaha that is awesome
xkaokaox 0
tell your teacher what **** means so she looks like a fool in front of the class :)
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Comments (308)
plexico 4
Boys are suddenly interested in you, right?
IAmTheCamel 0
And I **** in my pantssss. SNL
staciieee_x3 0
this isnt exactly an FML. i mean who cares? its not really a big deal. people use the word **** everyday. its like a staple name for my friend. & she doesnt give a damn. lol @ you if you think its "FML" worthy. haaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
pete275 0
I jizzed to this post
amazingkate 0
you should very nicely tell her what it means. FML from her perspective. no teacher would do that on purpose.
LaLaJoy 2
#55 - AHAHA that one made me laugh, and that's saying something cuz I do NOT usually laugh aloud at people's comments. :)
uneekfreak16 0
I don't think she knows what it means... I'm 21 and I wouldn't have known what "****" meant if I hadn't heard the **** in My Pants song. Just tell her what it means and I'm sure you won't use it anymore.
rallets 23
so basically you have **** all over your seat now? also..i jizzed in my pants!!!
xThatRandomGirlx 0
You should tell her what it means, during class. And secretly tape her reaction
slinkiess 0
Today, I confused two of my students and nicknamed them **** jokingly, only to find out what it meant later on urbandictionary. FML Once she finds out, she's gonna be soooo embarassed. FML & FHL.