Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
Today, I sang the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song with a class of thirty 20-somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That's terrible. Just terrible...
DocBastard 40
KaySL, you ******* pussy!! Don't make me do this by myself, you yellow-bellied coward! *sigh* Fine... Goddammit, mistaked? Really? Are you 4? Does your mommy still wipe your tushy after you go potty? Because you sound like a toddler for ****'s sake.
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roydawgg 3
they are tryin to give you other ways to dance than grind. this is the 21st century teachers we want to dance sexual
jess6blondie9 3
haha well duhhhh!!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Naw. Only the ***** do. There are other ways to dance (and I'm not talking ballroom/waltz) that aren't slutty, yet still fun. Amazing, eh?
thatonename 7
33. im liking you more and more every time I read one of your comments. it's so rare to find others with common sense and decency on this site.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Thank you! Agreed, it's rare, unfortunately.
boopityboppity 11
Almost as rare as the apostrophe in "I'm."
jess6blondie9 3
33, I like to dirty dance and and im far from a ****.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Dancing like that gives the impression you are/might be/probably are a ****, though. That's all I'm saying. For the most part, slutty girls do dirty dance. it insinuates that they're all for sexual acts and wouldn't mind "getting some" after the dance (or during for that matter). I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, I guess, but that doesn't mean the impression you give off is any different.
jess6blondie9 3
yeah I get what you mean im just saying, not every one that dirty dances is slutty.
jess6blondie9 3
I guess I should say not everyone that dirty dances is a ****. I guess when they do, it does come off as slutty.
tantrum4pres 0
u could dirty dance on me anytime haha
jess6blondie9 3
I'll pass(:
Schiffy 18
Is it that fact that you need to learn the dance and be good at it, or you get a grade for participation? If it's the former, FYL. If the latter, deal with it.
bighead5890 0
We had to learn the hoedown too when I was in hs too it was actualy once you do it plus no 1 can make fun of u cus everyone has to do it stop beign so imture
5t3ff1k4h 47
When you were in high school? You type like you haven't even made it there yet... Anyway, there are far better dances to learn than one by Miley Cyrus. I can see their issue with this dance, for sure.
manatees_r_epic 0
Where's the Grammar Nazis?
boopityboppity 11
87 meant "Where're", I think.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Where are* We're right here, darling.
tassiana0609 0
seriously? you get on just to correct people? what kind of problem you have that you want to control everything? you think your smarter than anybody i bet, well your not so just live and let others live, dont go around criticizing people
Primus_fml 0
230 - Don't forget capitals at the beginning of sentences, capitals for your "i"s and periods. And besides, we're just trying to help.
tassiana0609 0
i dont want to use capitals i know the rules its just stupid, im spanish, spanish came basically from latin so all the words that american people think are "difficult" to spell are really easy to spanish french italian portuguesse speakers, now who cares? its just spelling, it does not hurt anyone, do you feel good by telling other people what to do?
5t3ff1k4h 47
257 - Yes... who are you? Oh, right. The guy who spelled Portuguese* wrong. Primus - And apostrophes. Can't forget the sexy apostrophes...
boatkicker 5
257 The fact that those languages came from Latin has nothing to do with how easy the words are to spell. I can't even tell if you're talking about English words, or Spanish words, or words that Spanish, French, Portuguese and Italian (and several other languages) have in common. capital letters arent necessary punctuation is you didn't use any periods instead you incorrectly used commas sometimes but other times you used nothing i don't care if you dont want to capitalize words or spell things correctly but learn to use a period because it makes things a lot easier to understand just because you know where your sentences are supposed to end and what they mean doesnt mean everyone else does
5t3ff1k4h 47
Nice, boatkicker. I see what you did there.
kss_ga_champ5408 1
If you are going to go on an angry rant because someone was correcting some one else and within that rant you are going to tell the aforementioned corrector that they are not in fact smarter than anyone, including yourself, then it is in your best interest to yourself be grammatically correct.
sweet_candy_ 17
We had to learn how to lime dance and square dance. Something about state standers.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Lime dancing... hmm. Seems hard, considering the size of a lime compared to a human! ;)
sweet_candy_ 17
*standards yeah my teacher liked to call it lime dancing.
sourgirl101 29
I had to square dance for school credit too. My gym teacher chose my partner, this boy that always picked his nose. It wasn't fun.
boatkicker 5
My middle school (grades 4-8) had a dance unit in gym. Not only did we have to learn several dances each year, but we were expected to remember the ones from the previous years too, and were graded on those. And my assigned partner when we learned to waltz was both an asshole who constantly swore at me, and on day 12 (at the beginning, day 20 at the end) of his "challenge" to see how long he could go without showering. Gross, and a jerk. Not pleasant. I didn't mind the rest of the dances though. They were fine, if a little lame.
sourgirl101 29
Okay boatkicker, you win.(: And I thought I had it bad with my dance partner. Lol
LemonStarship 5
Hahaha you chose a perfect username for this one.
RosiePatosie 0
Hahahahaha report it as child abuse.
FrankHotpants 31
is it a hoedown or a hootenanny?
Vyrus00 0
Dancing for gym class? That's worse than when my Karate studio decided for us to do The West Side Story!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#44 I chose to do dance as my P.E. credits in high school...And I enjoyed it. To each their own, I guess!
srhshl 9
There's a difference between taking a dance class for a P.E. credit and a P.E. class forcing you to dance.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#133 Actually, I went to a high school where dance was the only form of P.E.-- so everyone was required to do it unless you wanted to do the alternative of running a certain amount on your own and recording it. So it was sort of a choice if you were allowed to opt out, but most of the time people had to do the dance class.
rnunez_12 0
heyy it's pretty fun tho(:
maybaybe 0
Hey, it could be worse. You could've been made to learn a Justin Bieber song. Look on the bright side, OP :)