Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
Today, I sang the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song with a class of thirty 20-somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That's terrible. Just terrible...
DocBastard 40
KaySL, you ******* pussy!! Don't make me do this by myself, you yellow-bellied coward! *sigh* Fine... Goddammit, mistaked? Really? Are you 4? Does your mommy still wipe your tushy after you go potty? Because you sound like a toddler for ****'s sake.
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Adchou11 0
Beiber doesn't make bad songs, it's just that guys hate him...
boopityboppity 11
False. It is, in truth, because he makes bad songs that people hate him. The fact that he's an effeminate, pretentious idiot and a preening, posturing pseud of a lame waste of skin just gives us ammunition to use against him.
5t3ff1k4h 47
His voice is already starting to crack. His 15 minutes will be up aaaaanytime now.
boopityboppity 11
I'm pretty sure his disciples won't care — they can't actually think his cacophonies are compositions, can they?
chillinAK 9
But his voice has been cracking for at least the last six months. I've always thought it funny my 13 year old sons voice has been cracking for awhile now.
FruitSalad4225 0
Dude, I want you to write all of my messages alliteratively. I wouldn't be surprised if you wrote V's introduction in V for Vendetta.
boopityboppity 11
Introduction for V for Vendetta? Look at the last line of my profile description.
cloudyconverse 0
who cares? go complain somewhere else.
Astroman129 7
Hey, we danced to Soldier Boy. I hate him more... and I got detention for refusing to dance to his music. It's funny because this was at middle school (we were 12-13) and the language was apparently too inappropriate for us, my mom was pissed after she heared the lyrics.
holstarox 2
I cant believe this got in! last year our whole year level had to do it & it counted for a big percentage of our final grades. I'm also in highschool, one of the top private schools in the state, in fact.
SuperSeriouslyFM 0
Penguinman909: Haha, yes! Doctor Who reference, ftw!
ThickHead 0
hoe xD (it's funny to me o.o)
Lalala1996 0
:)
Raiith 0
it was written by a teenaged *****... Hoedown throwdown is a joke. Its hardly a dance. I would say **** you teacher.
dkocz 0
moron, she isn't a "teenaged *****" and she didn't even write it, it was for her movie. shows what you know.
lyncecelia 13
actually that dance takes practice and coordination. I had to learn it top. just try to forget it's Miley.
mandypandypants 4
What has america come to?
GothKitty19 0
Slutty teenage girls,sarah palin,etc.
xoestefaniaxo 0
well you better practice! lmaoooo