Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
Today, I sang the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song with a class of thirty 20-somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That's terrible. Just terrible...
DocBastard 40
KaySL, you ******* pussy!! Don't make me do this by myself, you yellow-bellied coward! *sigh* Fine... Goddammit, mistaked? Really? Are you 4? Does your mommy still wipe your tushy after you go potty? Because you sound like a toddler for ****'s sake.
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Comments (333)
SovietRUSS14 0
in Soviet Russia Miley Cyrus learn YOU
marmots 0
hoedown throwdown is a linedance, right? believe me, I prefer that over the lame dance moves I have to do during corny country songs, and to electric avenue. good luck though.
login6437 0
ME TOO!!! We were forced to learn it and our grade when down by ALOT if we didn't participate.
lilfrosty12 0
hahhahhahahah awesome!
blasfmer 0
these are the reasons America is falling behind teaching kids this trash
andoprime 4
so of the two things Billy ray Cyrus created that make me hate him Miley Cyrus was one of them, the other was achy breaky heart. I guess what I'm trying to say is I agree your life sucks.
arden11 0
I know that dance too.
neo_girl_12 0
in my gym class we had to do the following electric slide slap leather cha cha slide(the only thing I enjoyed) the Cupid shuffle thriller and one other that I can not remember right now.
PahhDee 0
that blows ahaha
xmarkstheheart 0
As terrible as that dance may be, shouldn't it be reserved for oh, I dunno a...dance class?!? Gym is gym, dance is dance. What a lame teacher.