Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
Today, I sang the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song with a class of thirty 20-somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That's terrible. Just terrible...
DocBastard 40
KaySL, you ******* pussy!! Don't make me do this by myself, you yellow-bellied coward! *sigh* Fine... Goddammit, mistaked? Really? Are you 4? Does your mommy still wipe your tushy after you go potty? Because you sound like a toddler for ****'s sake.
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rogueangel9 4
so this is what the American education system has come to.......
mlee126 0
Pop it, Lock it, Polka dot it Lmfao
jess6blondie9 3
country-Fy and hip hop it!(:
TiggaaG54 0
Your not alone. They made us do it too and a bunch of other embarrassing dances manditor for and entire quarter for all high school girls. Creepy part is it was one of the male gym teachers ideas and he wante to come watch once we were done learning the steps. now we have to do coopperative team build which requires us to hold hands and play together. I'm a junior last thing I want to be doing is be holding hands ans skipping around with a little freshman.
yeppers6502 0
best dance everrrrr haha
MaskedAspen 6
You must be in grade 9 (;
kss_ga_champ5408 1
you're in high school suck it up. be happy to not be in the real world
underguarded 20
I'd just not do it. I sat out half of my gym class and passed cause , no one gives a shot about gym. just don't do it if it's that demoralizing.
SherryPicker 0
WTF that shouldn't be part of your grade because it's not anything your going to use on life I'm honestly glad I dropped out I wouldn't do it and if they give you a zero I would say something like we don't need to learn it cause what is it gonna teach us in life **** that
ReDsKiNsMaN 0
that sucks in my fitness class all we do is life and play football sometimes bit it's amazing compared to yours
love_me_electric 20
When we did our dance unit we had to do Cotton Eye Joe, Fishing in the Dark, and Boot Scootin Boogie; I would take a Miley Cyrus song over those shitty dances any day. But at least we got to do Thriller for our last dance, so that made it all worth it :)