Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
Today, I sang the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song with a class of thirty 20-somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That's terrible. Just terrible...
DocBastard 40
KaySL, you ******* pussy!! Don't make me do this by myself, you yellow-bellied coward! *sigh* Fine... Goddammit, mistaked? Really? Are you 4? Does your mommy still wipe your tushy after you go potty? Because you sound like a toddler for ****'s sake.
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skyeyez9 25
I'd rather learn the dances than play the stupid sports in gym glass. We had 60 kids in PE. So when we played "basketball" it was ONE basketball and 30 kids on each team. Same with softball. If you are stuck at the end of the batting line, you'd never get to play. My gym class was mostly waiting in line or watching 59 kids kill each other for the basketball.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I would have killed for your class. I hated everything "gym". :P I'd voluntarily head to the back of the line... but make it seem like people kept cutting me off, so the teacher wouldn't realize I simply didn't care to participate.
skyeyez9 25
I'd rather learn the thriller dance. Even better if we got to dress up as zombies.
amies162 0
do u go to bhs???
Makingamemory 0
some people did thriller it was funny. and everyone elses version of the Cha Cha slide and cotton-eyed Joe.
natvv 0
Today, I read an FML about some poor kid having to learn the Hoedown Throwdown. Now it's stuck in my head. FML.
orangesodaftw 0
If ever there was a plausible reason not to do an assignment, this is it.
Cjmw 7
You have my deep, undying, total, complete and utter sympathy.
AnnieNairBear 0
ive had to do tht like last month.. i 9th grader we got graded by 10th gradrs.. it suckd ik how u feel
42billybob 5
it's reasons like this i dropped gym as soon as i could
Karnezar 2
Least you won't be alone