Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said, "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm a guy who's always been physically a late bloomer. In high school, I looked too young for girls to like me. At 22, I still looked 17. Now at 25, I look good but when girls find out my age, they expect me to have everything figured out by now. I never got to be young. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML
Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
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Pandaburr1 15
No girl is attractive until they're legal... that rule will keep you out of jail
cakefete2 31
Girls are like multiplication, if the number is small enough, it's best to just do them in your head.
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Comments (166)
sioux4 17
When I started reading your post I thought the same thing. It's ok OP!
garrett_8614 14
To be honest, I thought that's what the question meant when I first read the question too, so I don't blame you OP. Hopefully you can explain yourself.
vikky538 29
the question is not a tongue twister...you were just too eager to answer it...
DaniX9 5
It's okay, after day dreaming in my high school bio class I heard "liquid in lungs" which is what I was told my cat died of so I exclaimed that my cat died of Syphilis! Well, apparently it was Pnemonia and I raped my cat...
Omniprism 15
I actually think you're not too far off cause I've heard that people think women are more attractive during their ovulation time. Though puberty is different for everyone. You should have followed it by stating your thinking was due to puberty. And just so you know I wouldn't think you were a pedophile for saying that I would understand what you meant.
cjwayy 22
Girls can be beautiful any time, but they time when they're attractive? Ummm well I guess that depends on your age. If you're 16, it's perfectly acceptable to think someone in your age group is attractive.
skittyskatbrat 19
"becoming" isn't "are". That IS the age at which they start to become attractive, and they get there in the late teens, when they FINISH what they started!
jamnglamgirlie 17
Honestly I'm a girl and I probably would've answered the same way.
JayBooker 5
Women are like multiplying numbers: if they're under 13 just do them in your head
mitchhell666 1
#117- that is disgusting
dabomb0513 10
What a bullshit question. When I was 11-12 I thought my classmates were attractive, at 15 I got smart, lied about my age and hooked up with a cutie 28yr old.