Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said, "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm a guy who's always been physically a late bloomer. In high school, I looked too young for girls to like me. At 22, I still looked 17. Now at 25, I look good but when girls find out my age, they expect me to have everything figured out by now. I never got to be young. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML
Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
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Pandaburr1 15
No girl is attractive until they're legal... that rule will keep you out of jail
cakefete2 31
Girls are like multiplication, if the number is small enough, it's best to just do them in your head.
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Comments (166)
MrSweeps 5
It's true either way lol. It's just a serious social stigma, even though it's simply how the different gender's brains are wired. Guys like younger or same age girls, girls like same age or older guys. Granted 11 - 12 is a little pedo, but I challenge anyone to explain completely and fully why that is a bad thing without resorting to the cop out "they're too young to understand" bullshit that we all know is false. Maybe you didn't understand jack shit when you were 11, but me and the rest of the world knew exactly what was going on. I'm not saying it's right, just as a mental exercise, figure out why. From a strictly objective based standpoint, why are girls able to reproduce at that age anyway?
Tyyeezyjr 13
Ouch...think it through before ya answer next time
awsomegotham 4
Hey these days it's sadly tru
yessirmistersir 4
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
lRain 6
I thought the same thing! I hope you got to explain yourself later to people :)
slamdunkinoreo 7
Well that is puberty 's starting point but were not that attractive
RayvenWhite 12
Insert foot in mouth. XD Seriously though, good luck living that down....ever.
slimashli 7
well thats when girls start developing and being attracted to boys and also when boys become attracted to girls soooo is your college full of idiots
laughingtoohard 14
I think 14
8Dirty1 24
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