Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Look her straight in the eyes, shove that tampon up your nose, and remain eye contact. She'll never call you out like that again.
Selphis 20
It's only natural... I hope the teacher feels like a dick now though!
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Comments (139)
broomhallb 6
Why wouldn't you just open your bag and show them that your phone was still there...?
donut_gurl 8
its just a tampon. All women need tampons once a month, nothing to be ashamed of.
heartemopants 18
The 108 "deserve its" are boys.
sougstad 7
That's when u have your period all over the class room, not only embarrassing the teacher but also costing the teacher his or her job, and then suing the school district for millions of dollars for all the shame and the emotional pain it caused you! Work that system girl!!
fruitslut 11
Don't be embarrassed sweetie. Way back when in the eighties when I was 17 I decided not to let my natural bodily functions get in the way of mybtakingbcare of them. Had a sub for math class who wouldn't let me go use the bathroom. I took a pad out of my purse, laid it on his desk and said, this is why I have to go. He got flustered and let me go.
IBQ420 2
just scare the teacher that you will sue for defamation and she will never bother you again muhhahahah even though the defamation case wont go that far since it wasn't serious but she doesn't need to know
iwadasn 33
What happened was in no way anything like defamation, and any reasonable adult would know that immediately.
KiddNYC1O 22
That's not defamation! Someone should watch more Judge Judy! Lol
myklknife 6
You could likely sue.
greeneye_fml 12
Maybe you should switch to a Divacup.
devon8823 4
I would have kept walking and said on my way out going to the washroom is that ok?
collegedream121 8
Why didn't you just show the teacher where your phone was?