Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Look her straight in the eyes, shove that tampon up your nose, and remain eye contact. She'll never call you out like that again.
Selphis 20
It's only natural... I hope the teacher feels like a dick now though!
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Comments (139)
KassiArtNerd 6
Your teacher can probably get into a lot of trouble for embarrassing you like that.
whatisanerika 3
female pains
FacePalmFail 9
Ah, I have the method of raising an eyebrow, staring them down and stating that I certainly do not have my phone in my hand and that its in my pencil case. I would then proceed to open said pencil case and bring out the phone to prove my point. Teachers tell you a load of tosh and expect you to fully pay them the respect that their status as 'teacher' affords over you the 'pupil'. I've figured out that passive aggressive resistance/intimidation (i.e. the bitch stare) works suprisingly well.
whyistherumgone_ 10
Boys know nothing of hell.
odod777 28
FYL... Its a tampon, every girl has it..
blakebit 6
You shouldn't be embarrassed it's natural I don't know why people get so butt hurt about this kinda stuff I doesn't mAtter it's all natural
Azellia 15
Nice name OP! Very relevant.
Kermy1113 23
This happened to me once.. I didn't have to show it to the whole class though. Instead, I chose to walk up to him and show him while facing away from the whole class. You could've done that.
becca9985 34
I'm a huge fan of boots, so I discovered a long time ago about sliding a tampon down the side of each boot so I at least have two hidden away when I'm out in public.
Diddlydoo1632 18
Talk to the school about emotional damages