Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
Lookalikes
Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Insecure
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Make believe
Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML
Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Top comments
Cupcaken 0
if you're old enough to be married, I doubt anyone would think you a **** just for having sex.
geekemo92 0
You care what a cashier at Walmart thinks about you?
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Comments (371)
Cenobyte 10
Go to the PeopleOfWalmart website. The cashier probably gets to see people like that all the time. Now ask yourself: Is she really going to remember if the frightened looking girl buying a pregnancy test was wearing a wedding ring?
Goaliefriend 5
oh wow that isnt scary at all ......
twister21_fml 0
umm you are a **** for pretending
5t3ff1k4h 47
No she's not. Do you even know what a **** is? She's a poser/liar. End of story.
Big_Johnny012 3
Self check out my friend.
Dreamcatcher619 6
worst fml ever.
jord01 0
you shouldn't care what a cashier thinks of you!
bmsalinas 13
The fact that you shop at Walmart isn't helping the situation.
ballenzak 0
oh yeah, your life is soooo silly.. stfu
Adnelson20 2
So you went through all of that trouble to fool one cashier at Wal-mart only to rush home and post your embarrassing secret on the net for the world (Wal-mart cashiers included) to view at their leisure? I hope your unborn baby has it's father's brains.
sockmonkey576 6
Hey, good point. *_*
MiserableDarling 0
Worrying about what the cashiers think of me would be my last priority while shopping at Walmart.