Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
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brianjman14 23
I hear my brother's alarm clock go off too and he doesn't do shit about it till bout an hour later and it's annoying as hell. I feel your pain, dude.
KBruce317 0
You should've kicked the door in and woke his ass up.
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Comments (130)
Erindub 0
Umm honestly if the guy is getting THAT f*cked up that he won't stir, don't you think you should've tried to go in and see if he was still breathing?? Just saying...
MetalmaidenDeth 0
I love how 3 or 4 people weren't complete idiots and thought of the BREAKER first.
devans00 14
I feel your pain. My neighbor in the college dorms would often set her alarm at like 6:30 am to work out. But the leave at 6:15 am or earlier. Since it was a plug in alarm clock, no chance of battery running out. Custodian often had to turn off. She almost got in fights with other dorm dwellers over it.
DNMendez95 3
I just think it's funny that it had to ring so much that it ran out of batterys
ElectricGhost_fml 5
haha I would've kick tha door in or at least tried to escape tha room!!!!!
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
you should have put toothpaste in their shampoo or something (not good with coming up with pranks) but fhl since he probably won be feeling like p diddy and missed something.
doggone456 0
I no ur pain...my moms alarm clock sounds like a bomb and she ignores it for awhile
dagavman 0
YDI for getting up at 11:30
hhhiii 0
what if your roomate was murdered like Ted Bundy style and your here bitching for the alarm clock to turn off!
rocksteady00 0
I think I would've had to McGuyver my way in to turn that thing OFF lmao.