Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
brianjman14 23
I hear my brother's alarm clock go off too and he doesn't do shit about it till bout an hour later and it's annoying as hell. I feel your pain, dude.
KBruce317 0
You should've kicked the door in and woke his ass up.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (130)
ChrisIsTall22 0
That's when you get a bucket of ice water, kick in his door, turn off the alarm, and dump the ice water on him. Haha jk. :)
stfumtfu 0
Look here you dumb ************. I'm pretty sure the thing has a place where the batteries are. So if you open this, you can clearly see the batteries, you may also see that the batteries are removable and upon removing said batteries, the alarm will no longer make annoying sounds. Just a thought.
TooKind 0
Look here you dumb ************. I'm pretty sure the FML has a field where the words are. So if you open your eyes, you can clearly see the words, you may also see that the words create a message and upon reading said message, you will no longer make annoying text. Just a thought.
Lisianthus 13
"His bedroom door was locked." Perhaps you should read it again....
Splayd 10
How many batteries did it go through?
RAUN 8
What kind of home has bedroom doors that require a key to unluck them? Get a screwdriver, unlock the door and silence the alarm.
TheChelseaSays 34
Why didn't you just turn it off yourself?
ringaringaring 16
He said the door was locked.
Random_weird 4
Why didn't you just call his phone?
blueboy154 12
That Sucks
claudia19801811 14
You could've just turned it off yourself! If he had passed out he wouldn't care/notice