Rosie
Wesel, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
StiffPvtParts
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
fizzie101
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Taylor
Dubuque, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML
doesnttastegood
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
kylie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
urgg
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
coldwetnose
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
ps3isbetterthanme
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
That is... ******* awesome.
tpuff 7
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Comments (159)
Siena5687 4
Was he playing the penis game???
DinosaursAreCute 0
Oh my god I would die laughing XD
LifelessStars 22
was the game temple run??
xmaan667 15
After reading this FML, I went through FML with my dick. I understand why your bf did this now.
lovethebeach 2
If you didn't want him using his penis to play a game on your phone you should have offered him something else to use it on. Personally, I think it's hilarious.
Eswizz 8
Am I the only one who really wants to know what game he was playing?
ryanator008 23
That is terrible! Android is so much better!
Laggaprone 12
Fappy Bird?
J15237 25
At that point you should have been impressed with your mans size and push of his ****. Then grabbed it and ******. Not seeing this as an fml moment