Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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Lemycakes 4
Wakey wakey eggs and!.... Hamster?:/
XTheDesertSongX 17
Sorry, man :/ That's not something you should have to see..
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Comments (275)
silentbutfunny 0
Wow. Should feed them. That way one wont look at the other with a blood thirsty stare.
waterpistol 4
well look in the bright side, it makes for a good picture
waterpistol 4
on**
Snafuusmc 12
Wtf? You don't see that everyday!.
ChrisG93 8
There shall be only one..
maphineRAWRS 10
How do they eat them? Like how do hamsters kill another one? And then do they just nibble at a small bit at a time or? Cause I imagined the hamster just devouring it slowly like a snake does to a mouse so I laughed at this horribly unfortunate situation ahaha
silentbutfunny 0
Look up squirrel fights. Waaaaaay more intense than you think. Thats what imagined the hamsters doing
mattorama 15
You would be amazed what even something as docile as a hamster can do in a fight or flight situation. And in a hamster cage, flight isn't an option.
docscientist 10
They have teeth. They're actually kind of nasty, good at puncturing fingers and tearing flesh.
khaya 9
Now it has a taste for meat, good luck!
juicyfresh 7
Chang!
desireev 18
Sounds like someone wasn't feeding their pets regularly like they shoulda been...
GoW_Chick 15
Actually it is a common occurrence for hamsters to eat each other, especially their young, that's some good ole fashion motherly love for you, even if they'd already been given food.
desireev 18
I did not know that! Thank you very much, ma'am! :) My mommy never let me have hamsters when I was younger. That may be the reason why. She knew I'd be distraught if I had seen that!
DataWog 30
Because hamsters are horrible, nasty, cranky, smelly little bastids with creepy little tails. Much better pet? A rat.
monster_tamer 11
Rats make awesome pets. I had two. One died, so I got a replacement companion. Unfortunately, brown rats and semi-hairless don't really get along. Too different, it seems. So we had to get them a cage with a divider, or they would literally start boxing with each other. But when they grow up together, and are the same species, they seem to get along... I managed to house-train the semi-hairless, and he even got along with one of my cats. He ended up boxing my other cat in the nose, when he tried to pick him up. But I still have pictures of my cat and rat curled up in a box together or on my bed.
HannahWho 8
Yea... whomever you bought the hamsters from should have probably told you this. Or you could have been proactive and not just thought, hey these are just lets put them together. My friend had this happen with her Beta fish. She put them in together (for some dumb reason) and wondered why she came back to FinFin and Frisky eating one another. If you want to own pets, at least know the basics... like if the pet will eat the other.
Vulpes21 6
It's a hamster eat hamster world out there. Better get used to it.
perdix 31
****!!! All these years I've been pronouncing it "hamstery hamster world!" I'll bet people think I'm an idiot. Hamster eat hamster makes so much more sense.
TheJester12 15
I think the real problem here is not that you housed two hamsters together but rather that you provided such poor food and entertainment that they were forced to create their own rendition of the movie that was never made , " gladiator vs. hannibal" shame on you op. shame on you .