Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been using my bed for months because he didn't want his sheets to "smell like gay sex" when his mom washed them. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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ang3lacupcak3 0
scratch and sniff. ;)
narf887 4
at least he wasn't trying to taste the rainbow
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Comments (180)
hobojones 0
Borrow underwear? Nastyyyy
rabbittboi 18
Trying to five the kid an idea for a new underwear-sniffing fetish?
bubo_fml 11
Next time, flip it & say, "clean my pole while yer at it!"
Nini101 2
okay thats nasty and weird so throw him out.
irritatedone 5
You shoulda slapped him with your meat and told him to lick it clean.
Iheartfunny 1
I bet now you're starting to regret eating those blue pills that old guy gave you huh.
ftw487 9
Thats umm... a little disturbing and weird. u need to get a new roommate
dreamkayy 0
who shares their underwear? gross!(clean or not)
mbrooks5110 0
Lock your door...
KayleeFrye 39
So you're OK with your roommate sniffing and borrowing your underwear as long as you're not actually wearing it? Sorry, that's gross. Borrowing a sweater? Fine. Shoes? Great. Underwear? Oh HELL no!