Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
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Top comments
DahkLohd 4
So you were naughty, not nice? FYL
Fortuitous 0
Someone was a bad, bad mother this year. :)
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Comments (142)
Kevinx103 0
wowzers.....lol
Kez1181 0
It was the Grinch!!! That cheeky devil lol no sorry about your shit getting robbed
towelie892 5
You deserve it for owning a MacBook Air.
DuchessJinx 0
Ever heard of a house alarm?!
Jake91 2
People with these fmls should start mentioning how the burglar got in. And how do you nor the kids hear someone break in and walk around your house. With what they stole it had to have been at least two trips in and out.
Cathrin 26
They only have 300 characters to work with.
gunman15 4
funny I asked Santa for a tv computer and a MacBook air
kdmccartney 0
who was watching the kids while were sleeping? its your own fault you deserve it for your lack of parenting
xxmollyxx 25
Could've been in the middle of the night and the kids woke up to "santa" rumbling around downstairs? Don't know of any parents who sit and stare at their kids through the night to keep them safe, though I'm sure there are some out there. Maybe you're one of them.
underpaid011 0
in related news, I just bought a TV, a computer, and a MacBook Air from a crack head! $100 total!
cmac86 24
wow, Santa must get really pissed over there if you don't put out cookies and milk!
I_R_Genius 3
Are you sure you weren't filming for another "Next Friday" movie?