Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
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DahkLohd 4
So you were naughty, not nice? FYL
Fortuitous 0
Someone was a bad, bad mother this year. :)
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Comments (142)
footballGOD58 0
I can't help but think that crimes like this were inspired by The Grinch..
smashgrab 0
Santa is full of hate & disappointment this year. Be very careful. You better not shout, You better not cry, You better watch out, I'm tellin' you why, Because Santa is sick of your BS, that's why!!!
RedPillSucks 33
He knows when you are sleeping, He knows when you're on the can, He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan. Oh, You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move, You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude. Santa Claus is gunning you down!
autumnnn14 0
yeahh merry Christmas to you to..
LucieLastic 7
ydi for having a macbook air
unidentified_sta 5
Brilliant observation
mrjmaster1234 0
haha 'santa was here!!!!!' ..... and took everything
kalejaxson 5
Don't worry about it. He does that all the time. Usually he leaves a thank you note though. FYL if he didn't.
AnagenisisZagus 13
10 stars!! Nah, just playin' with you Captain Obvious =).
Ronnie_loves_you 11
Ikr? she just got robbed. have a heart.
iliveinthesky_fml 0
MacBook Air sucks anyway.
Ronnie_loves_you 11
even if they do suck, they cost a lot of money. it's not like 1,000 dollars flies outta of the sky everyday.
iliketurdles 7
ohh, wait.. so it happens every once every other day?
eject 0
Did you check your manila envelopes for your macbook air